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Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably, while the retail crew neck keeps the silhouette neat. The front illustration shows a bespectacled person leaning against a happy golden retriever, surrounded by tiny hearts and playful dog toys, a warm, slightly cheeky scene that captures loyal companionship and everyday mischief. Wear it on dog park walks, lazy weekends, vet visits, or casual meetups to quietly broadcast that your pup comes first. The fabric and construction—side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label- keep the shirt feeling tidy and easy on the skin after many wears and washes. Ethically made and REACH certified, sourced from responsible Bella+Canvas production.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² for breathable comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer or accessorize\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Construction details: side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Print methods used produce crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork (DTF\/DTG depending on provider)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dry-clean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47645723590810,"sku":"30112632845251158551","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":47645723623578,"sku":"33563117577004930010","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47645723656346,"sku":"11465693947497502864","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47645723689114,"sku":"32997620477276404478","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":47645723721882,"sku":"65942898431276392843","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47645723754650,"sku":"16105795790551936903","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather True 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